Nazi Party in takeover deal with History Channel
The Estate of the Third Reich are in formal talks this week with popular documentary cable network the 'History Channel.' The talks may be the final process of a long speculated take-over of the...
View ArticleDanny DeVito for Mayor of Blackpool?
Danny DeVito may spur major investment in English seaside town.
View ArticleRussian Army Troop Level Increased to 92
In a reversal of fortune for the once great Russian Army, Vladimir Putin has announced the biggest military funding for the Russian Federation since 1981.
View ArticleNews Items Branded Too Vague
A man has criticised a news organisation in Europe by claiming that some news was not detailed enough for some people.
View ArticleBoy trapped down well is in fact Paul Simon
Newark Fire Department received a 911 call at 6.02am this morning from a concerned member of the public after a small boy was seen to fall into a disused water well. East Ward Station responded to the...
View ArticlePanic as bus arrives on time in Liverpool
At 10.20am British Transport Police responded to an incident on St. Mary's Road, Garsten, Liverpool, following a 999 call that a bus' timely arrival had compromised cherished national satisfaction with...
View ArticleBBC 4 discovers crime in Scandinavia
High-brow BBC documentary channel BBC 4 is now almost two years through its research into the discovery of murders, kidnappings, and car thefts in Northern Europe. Given the lack of evidence of such...
View ArticleTony Blair elected Pope
Former Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has been elected Pope in a widely expected effort by The Vatican to increase the Church's popularity. Members of the Papal Conclave, charged with electing a new Pope,...
View ArticleBakery delivery boy wins Tour De France
A BAKERY delivery boy from Yorkshire has won the Tour De France two months before it is due to begin. Slowly pushing a bicycle up a hill to the tune of 'Going Home' from Dvorak's 9th Symphony, Peter...
View ArticleThief in red van steals letters from post boxes
POLICE have launched a man-hunt following the theft of letters and parcels from postal Pillar Boxes across the UK. Members of the public reported to Police a red van drawing up at double yellow lines,...
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